Underdark

partyrew

patry + crew

Journey to Crackle Slut

Day Two

Ruins

• the twins (wererats :shocked_face:) left during the night
  • oneshoe points out that they left

Mushroom Cavern

• party + crew search for rations
• bon and joaquin trigger magic rope traps
  • oneshoe unties joaquin
  • bon transforms into a rat and wriggles out
• bon love pats stool to release rapport spores
• joaquin points out nilhognoses
  • when consumed removes the ability to smell
• cynlant stashes multiple in his bag

On the Road Again

• cynlant gives oneshoe a lollipop
• she eats it
  • becomes tinier

Faerez Screams

• part + crew hears screams and moans
• stealths through cavern, but the source of the sound doesn’t seem to get closer
• cynlant’s divine sense detects faint fiendish foolery
• a wave of magic causes some party members to be affected with various ailments
  • eldeth begins to hallucinate for 10 hours
  • prince derendril begins scraping his claws for the next 70 hours
  • bon begins to hallucinate for the next 60 hours
  • joaquin is deafened
  • fargus deafend for 60 hours
  • rhont becomes really attached to Cynlant for 60 hours
• the sound dissipates as partyrew leaves the faerez
• eldeth casts lesser restoration to end her hallucinations

End of Day Two

It is not homoerotic like sexy construction workers at a strip club. It’s also not like the volleyball scene in Top Gun.

Sir Cynlant on the relations of the boy scouts

• cynlant messages his patron
  • granny nightshade
  • she doesn’t “make his spear black goo”
• droopy is teaching the boy scouts sea shanties, none of which are about the ocean since he’s never been
• cynlant mentions “Granny Nightshade” to yvelia who has no clue who or what she is
• uneventful night
• Yl-lib complains about being crushed

Day Three

Boy Scout Recruitment

• morally duplicitous Cynlant asks Ront if he’d like to join
• enthralled Ront conditionally agrees if he is free after the current adventure
• Cynlant asks to borrow Bon’s hands at the end of the day
  • Bon hallucinates

Ne’er Do Wells

• three figures standing in front of one taller figure
  • twelve statues behind taller figure
• monstrous creatures
• minor retcon jim jar understands that the ne’er do wells are looking for the partryrew

If we kill the hot soldier woman’s friends, do you think she’ll still sleep with me?

Oneshoe

• Salasstith demands the gnome found
• the ne’er do wells disperse
• party + crew continue their course, don’t encounter any

Tremors

• tremors rumble through the cavern
• floor splits open, revealing lava beneath
• fargus, sarith, cynlant, and ront fall into the breach but climb out
• party is split by 15 foot chasm
• healing word of the day was hot
• partyrew tries to zip line across
• fargus fumbles
  • really bad and goes down
  • cynlant sprouts wings and saves fargus
• cynlant begins to ferry people back and forth
• partyrew takes short rest

End of Day Three

• cynlant has bon cast heat metal on the boy scout’s gloves
  • carves their symbol on to each of them
• yvelia communes with Mr. F
  • tells that Salasstith is the commander of the demigorgons army
  • asks him for 3000gp to slay Salasstith
  • he responds, that for 2750gp killing Salasstith

Day Four

Packing up Camp Conversations

• cynlant asks yvelia how to better commune with his patron
  • he asks his patron would her preferred offerings would be
• eldeth warns Cynlant to not be friendly with under dwellers, lists their various failings
• Cynlant says he is ok with “physically restraining Ront if the need comes”
• eldeth doubts that they are capable of change

Narrow Ledge

• partyrew encouters a 5ft wide ledges
• discussion on how to cross
• partryrew is all tied to a rope progressively using spears as anchors
• while crossing, brains with a beaks and tentacles attack the party
  • try to drag party members into the ravine
    • bon almost falls in
  • doesn’t succeed because of the rope (thanks one shoe <3)